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Andres Simonson

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Blog Posts

Oh Crisis, Where Are You?

Is a midlife crisis inevitable upon your 40th birthday?

The Intricate Link Between Climate Change Science and Beer

In the climate change debate, can we scrap PhDs in favor of brewmasters?

Green Drinks Red Bank Returns to a Venue Near You

After a short hiatus, Green Drinks is returning to Red Bank. Here’s how to join the fun.

Familial Representation by Window Stickers

Can vinyl cutouts accurately symbolize family life?

The Hyperbolic Environmentalist

Where’s my hard hat - is the sky really falling?

Inclusivity (The Red Bank Government Variation)

Red Bank Government Celebrates Inclusivity... Just Don’t Disagree With the Mayor

New Year’s Resolutions — An Inspirational Tale

Find out why keeping your New Year's resolutions might not be that difficult after all

Ask the Enviro-Maestro

Move over Dear Abby, here comes Dear Andres

With All Apologies to the Baby Jesus

I’m finding out that nativity sets and toddlers don’t mix.

Sandy, Scientifically Speaking

An exploration of the science behind Sandy, and the resultant human condition

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